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The market was crowded in the evening
In this crowd, husband and wife were busy fighting each other and about 100 people were enjoying this spectacle, some were engaged in making videos of it ……
It was something that the wife was insisting from her husband to buy a car today… ..
I am tired sitting on your motorcycle ……
The husband said- Oy mad woman does not become a spectacle in front of my world, give me the key of motorcycle….
Wife- No, you have so much money, I will go home only if you do a car….
Husband- I will take good, now give the key….
Wife- I will not give
Husband- Ok, don’t give, I break the lock
Wife said- break but neither will the key nor I will go with you
Husband said- well, I go again..

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Daughter- I love neighbors and run away with her.
Father – Thank God… both my money and time survived.
Daughter – Papa, I am reading the letter, who has gone to the mother.
Father unconscious…

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The husband was leaving the house with a bike…
Wife- Here is the needle…
Husband- Why is this…?
Wife- If the checking is going on, then puncture with the needle and get out of the side…
The puncture will be made only 20 rupees and the challan thousand…!

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Father- If you fail again in the exam, do not call me father.
After the result…
Father- How was your result…?
Son- Do not spoil your mind Madanlal, you have lost the right to say father…!

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Teacher- Today I will teach Noun! Pappu you stand…
Pappu-ji madam…
Teacher- The girl talks about the most swan, what is the girl in this?
Pappu-ji girl is deteriorating, wants to set the most… !!!

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